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Vincent Brown  

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Old couple at the doctor

Journal Entry: Tue May 13, 2008, 2:02 AM
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

  • Mood: Humor

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 36
  • Current Residence: Bristol England
  • Interests: Films - Art - Chess
  • Favourite movie: August Rush
  • Favourite band or musician: Clapton
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything
  • Favourite artist: Dix
  • Favourite style or digital art: honesty
  • Favourite game: Chess or Tetris
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer

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~W0lf-L0ver:iconW0lf-L0ver: 2 days 6 hours agoFlagged as spam
This comment is flagged as spam.
Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the
Phone literally rang as soon as I read
The last word of this email!!!!!













I am taking the bait -
What do I have to lose right?

















Hope it works!

















Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
!









SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

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~TakeThePowerBack:iconTakeThePowerBack: 2 days 11 hours ago
Thank you for the fav.
~thewho78:iconthewho78: 4 days 19 hours ago
thank you vincent!

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thank you angela.
*TaVaBee:iconTaVaBee: 4 days 21 hours ago
Wow you have a fantastic gallery!

Thanks so much for the :+fav: for [link] :hugs:
~shadycharbonnet:iconshadycharbonnet: 6 days 11 hours ago
Thank you for the favorite. I really enjoyed your gallery.

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meet the tides my friend
we're all nomads: forever on our way
a journey to the end...to the end.
-Pain of Salvation
~sessisie:iconsessisie: May 6, 2008, 11:10:28 PM
Thanks for adding me to your friends list.

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~BlackBastet:iconBlackBastet: May 6, 2008, 8:20:25 AM
Hi :wave:

Thanks so much for :+fav: on my photo: [link]
It means a lot for me :rose:

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~hnedy:iconhnedy: May 6, 2008, 4:18:45 AM
e4

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*kaltblut:iconkaltblut: May 5, 2008, 5:47:02 PM Mood: Wow!
Top notch work!!! congratulations!!!
*Flarup:iconFlarup: May 5, 2008, 12:47:16 PM
Interesting Gallery, thanks for the look.

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~Jennybejbe:iconJennybejbe: May 5, 2008, 11:52:19 AM
God damn you're good at what you do!! I love the sensitivity you capture in your paintings.

I couldn't stop wondering how you got you avatar to blink when I added one of your painting as a favorite??

hugs from a fan! :)

/Jenny

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I want a pocket zebra!
~flaviogatti:iconflaviogatti: May 5, 2008, 10:29:22 AM
Your work really impressed me... I don't have words to dicribe it... I just have to send my congratulations to you!!
Well, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Keep bustin'!!
~hnedy:iconhnedy: May 5, 2008, 10:05:36 AM
Thanks buddy!
Make a move !

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A good captain goes down with his ship
*Yugan:iconYugan: May 5, 2008, 6:25:28 AM
your work amazes me to an endless extent. i am really looking forward to seeing much more work from you!
I would also like to challenge you to a game of chess one day! haha XD

all the best, Yugan.

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I think I'll leave it to the enzymes to do the eating.
*gjoa:icongjoa: May 5, 2008, 2:11:09 AM
thank you for the favs :)
you have a great gallery :thumbsup:
have a great week :wave: Gerrit

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A photo is like a story...but everybody hear different things. :bookdiva:

Gerrit :wave:
~Saeb-one:iconSaeb-one: May 4, 2008, 10:53:58 AM
Your gallery is very cool. I enjoyed all the work.
~hnedy:iconhnedy: May 4, 2008, 10:19:33 AM
Thanks m8!

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~hnedy:iconhnedy: May 4, 2008, 10:18:38 AM
thanks!
I really love the Warhol painting!! You're teacher was right about priming the paper though!

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~bennyd302:iconbennyd302: May 4, 2008, 9:02:48 AM
thanks for the fave, your work is truly incredible.
~JordanB1:iconJordanB1: May 4, 2008, 8:22:05 AM
thansk for the friend add

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Editing. Is Time Consuming!

To Be Honest the Whole Lot Is Time Consuming
*gromyko:icongromyko: May 4, 2008, 4:42:02 AM
Vincent my friend thank you fro faving tampuhan...its really an honor to recieve it from one of the greatest british painters i ever came across...god bless

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~radina:iconradina: May 4, 2008, 3:47:40 AM
Amazing gallery!!!:)
~DreamsAwaken:iconDreamsAwaken: May 3, 2008, 8:13:00 AM
thanks so much for the fav
~Hirilin:iconHirilin: May 2, 2008, 11:42:10 PM
thanks for the fav! your gallery is incredible, so it really means a lot. :D

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